The best poem someone has ever written about me. Elise Clay is the coolest person ever!

"Vonda Bui, you're so cool
Geeky math boys make you drool
I never knew he had a name
It was as "The Math Kid" that David claimed fame
Now's he gone, what to do?
Perhaps Matt Hazel is the boy for you
He's a crew boy and he's hot
But he's Republican, so maybe not
At a strip club you could get some play
Lap dance from Fabio on your birthday
The second time, Brad Allen danced
While we wished Fabio would put on pants
Then we left, still alone
In my car we all drove home
Back to school
Where the boys are cruel
There are so many, but so few
Who deserve to be with you
Until you find one, let's just say
[[last line taken out... ask me for the last line]]"

Perfect. Junior Night was awesome. :-)